[Zetta snickers.] Jesus. Riley's making us look bad and he's not even the one who should be getting him a fucking present.

I wish we hadn't already investigated the library. Books are an easy go-to for...

[... ah. Wait. She snaps her fingers.] No. I've got something. I promised him we'd give him an opportunity to play pretend for a little while, indulge entirely in a lie with complete freedom. We never got around to it before we left the house. Honestly, if we had somewhere more secure to stay, I'd suggest we turn it into a sex thing, but I don't think we'd be able to pull that off without being home.